SAMBA. I CAN’T EVEN.
"One of my plays is getting produced!"
“What’s it about?”
“So there’s this guy, and he really loves this one girl— she’s the girl of his dreams. But she’s going off to college. So he applies to every nearby college, just so he can be close to her. But the only college that accepts him is a clown college. But here’s the thing— he’s terrified of clowns.”
this is the funniest fucking thing and I’ve been thinking about it all week
studio ghibli + menus (madman collection)
my uncle is a vet assistant and he also puppy sits for clients when they go on vacation
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT FANFICTION AUTHORS WRITE IN THEIR OWN SPARE TIME AND YOU GET THEIR WRITING FOR FREE, THEY ARE DOING THIS FOR FREE ON THEIR OWN TIME
don’t be an asshole
if i was a hamster trying to ask out a fellow lady hamster i would say ‘are you from amsterdam because hamster, DAMN!’. and not being able to do this is the number one reason humans suck
Forget gay people they can do what they want
The unnatural thing we need to discuss in this society is backflipping
Facebook at two in the morning
Tumblr at two in the morning
why does everyone suspect the cute one who adopts strays but not the guy whose name rhymes with cannibal